There is an art, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how...– The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Life, the Universe and Everything (via hitchhikersguidequotes)
R3R3AD1NG H0M3STUCK MAK3S M3 L0V3 1T S0 MUCH M0R3
arrant-e: The problem with trying to catch up is that you skip all of the small things. Since I’ve already read the 7,000,000 pages, I can appreciate how fucking paranoid Dave is. Years of 1R0N1C hazing from his BR0 only made him paranoid as hell. ♥ Love.
sweetmotherofbuckets: asksassysufferer: DON’T TEST ME ASSHATS I CANRT5 FUCIJGKNH BREATHE
another23 replied to your post: Hey. Haha you just scared away whoever was trying to contact you. Eh, if it’s important enough they’ll come back. Plus, I’ve been dying to use that gif…
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another23 replied to your post: My mom keeps moving my bean-bag chair So now you can’t leave your room. Oh, I can leave. I just can’t close my door.
My mom keeps moving my bean-bag chair
It’s really irritating, and I’ve had enough. It’s time to get even. I’ve tied the chair to one of my dresser drawers with monofilament, filled the drawer with about twenty paper snakes (the spring-loaded ones that fly around and make noise), and attached a motor to my door which is wired to a pressure sensor under the chair. When she tries to move it the monofilament will...
An actually test someone on my Facebook took
Oh wait we're not supposed to use .gifs anymore...
Oops! My finger slipped and I accidentally posted copyrighted images! Achooo! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9KvA2eWjwY Oh, shucks. There goes the music!
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