sarkyfancypants: ohh-jaah: mothercheesus: ...
jonbloom: the cutest bear attack ever
Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
striderprovider: strideer: lemonyfreshvictory: m4ge: ghostleadermorty: ghostleadermorty: nocauseforalarm: ALL OF THE ALPHA TROLLS ARE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THE BETAS AT LEAST PERSONALITY WISE SO ALL THE “NICE” TROLLS ARE “MEAN” AND THE “MEAN” TROLLS ARE “NICE” imagine nepeta’s ancestor :33< get bent cUNT DESTROYER, wwe can pull through evverybody wwe can wwin wwith the...
mjolkk: oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat am i a bad person
davespritebudgie: ahoithar: just-quit: Something i made with homestuck in mind haha :D that is so cool oh my GOD hey guys i found it again
sublimesublemon: m4ge: notreallykira: greengrey: vanboobsenstein: speakgirl: weirdsociology: dazaibrosamu: fluxcapacitoppar: autumn-and-eve: rosemannequin: homorobotica: fraudstory: richwhitelesbian: i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up...
crowhousescratch: pirpintine: Have a video of Wheatley falling asleep on my laptop, and waking himself up by chirping because he’s my derpy feathered babby. oh my god
another23 replied to your post: Lightsabers Wow I should really watch Starwars one of these days… I feel inadequate as a girlfriend right now. Lindsay, you’re not expected to like everything that I do. I don’t even like Star Wars that much; I just think the lightsabers are cool. However, this does provide an excellent excuse for us to hang out and watch Star Wars (if you’re...
poofypants: waves-of-pure-emotion: keepcalmandmosh: YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS I just watched it 20 times omg. HOW EVEN
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crackercolfer: breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11